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asks:
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER CALL ME BACK I CALLED ON AND OFF SINCE EASTER WHEN I LEFT YOU ALL THOSE MESSAGES WANTING TO HANG OUT AND YOU NEVER PICKED UP IS YOUR PHONE AWOL OR DO YOU JUST HATE ME
/freaking out

I lost my phone forever ago and only found it earlier this week, it was stuck in between the seats of Christian’s car :/, and I’ve spent the rest of the week working on multiple projects and papers.
I’M SO SORRY. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CALL TOMORROW. I HAVEN’T BEEN AVOIDIN’ OR HATIN’

asks:
oooooh baby I love the way

derp derp derp

can we hang out soon?

Yes, yes we can. Sunday perhaps?

asks:
I called you over SIX TIMES trying to get an answer :/ I wanted to talk to you before we left because I knew we wouldn't be able to while I was gone, and ugh I missed you so much alskdfjas;ldkfjaljfa

I didn’t receive a single call. I tried calling you but got no answer and your answering message box was full. I think you have the wrong phone number.

asks:
who is this?

You’ve met me once before. It was at the Alice in Wonderland play. I am the one that had the long, blonde, curly hair.

The only reason I’ve maintained sanity over break.

The only reason I’ve maintained sanity over break.

Oh, hello there, 5am.

I’ll be sticking around for a bit. 4 hours left till the king returns. Falling asleep at 9am will be pleasant. 

Why the fuck did you have to turn out the way you did? 

Why the fuck did you have to turn out the way you did? 

Naps from 7pm to 11pm

Seriously, what the fuck,  circadian rhythm.